is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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