Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think my vagina is haunted
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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