Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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