dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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