since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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