Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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