If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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