so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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