life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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