so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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