we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
So. Much. Porn.
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