Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize