bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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