No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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