today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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