Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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