I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You were trust falling into bushes
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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