My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize