what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I could make wine with my vomit
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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