Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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