Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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