at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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