So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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