this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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