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All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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