Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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