I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel like abortions should bother me more
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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