You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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