I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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