...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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