how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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