We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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