So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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