He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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