he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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