i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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