it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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