i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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