she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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