Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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