No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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