do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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