You're completely useless in the revolution.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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