Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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