thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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