I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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