no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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Are we still banned from the library?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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