I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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