My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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