i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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